Home Brew & Koru Licks - Live @ Rakinos

A bit early for this gig but the description is cracked. I Repeat, this is not a Hip Hop gig.

10 Reasons Why This Is Not A 'HipHop' Gig

1. You will be able to actually hear the words.

2. The dude next to you will not be in a Paul Peirce basketball singlet.

3. The 3rd act doesn't involve 'all the bitches in the place to be' dancing on stage.

4. Two actual bands. (including fender Rhodes and saxophone)

5. No patron will be interrogated about what it is they're looking at by a slightly more intoxicated patron. Looking in all directions will be tolerated.

6.Hands thrown into the air will be thrown voluntarily.

7. Any DJ caught playing 'Whoop there it is'' will be escorted off the premises.

8. When the gig concludes, all alleyways in the vicinity of the venue will be patrolled by security guards.

9. If a lead vocalist so happens to say 'hey' during the performance, you (the audience member) will not be legally obliged to reply 'ho'.

10. There will be attractive females.

Going Down

Saturday, 5th February,
Rakinos Bar,

Level 1/35 High Street, Auckland.

$10 on the Door

$5 Whiskeys All Night